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Good morning thunder-thighs. Your cellulite is looking extra nice today. How about a nice set of back rolls to go along with your outfit? Hmm? Or maybe some arm blubber to add some movement when you wave. Your ass looks huge in those jeans; a bit too tight for you aren't they? Yeah. I thought so. And that shirt? Makes your stomach stick out alot.
You look almost pregnant. How attractive.
My ever increasing ‘TO DO’ list
Get some new working hair straighteners
Pass exams with minimal resits so I can actually enjoy the summer
Purchase a bicycle so I can finally stick it to the bus goblins
Finish my degree whilst maintaining sanity and dwindling levels of esteem.
Turn the horrible arch enemy bank account into a rainbow flowing stash of silver
Maintain banterful exchange with 'the boy'
Finish moving into new flat and decorate accordingly
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